by 13 Witches
Celebrity Gossip in February 2009
Lindsay’s Shocking Topless Photoshoot…
When the world’s media is constantly scrutinizing your rapidly decreasing weight, what better way is there to silence the critics than to strip off for a topless photoshoot? You know, show off those curves and shut everybody up once and for all, sounds like a good idea right?
Well perhaps that’s what Lindsay Lohan was thinking when she posed for photographer Hedi Slimane but as you can see the result were somewhat questionable. In fact the words ‘ew’ and ‘gross’ spring to mind and you haven’t even seen some of the worst photos yet….
Oscar Award Winners Leaked Online!!!
A list of this year’s Oscar winners has been leaked onto the internet! According to the list Mickey Rourke, Kate Winslet, Heath Ledger and Amy Adams will pick up gongs for top acting accolades, whilst Best Director is Danny Boyle and Best Film Slumdog Millionaire. All very predictable, don’t you think?
Call us cynical but we think we can smell a big fat hoax! In previous years the Oscar winners have remained a tight-lipped secret right up until the moment they’re announced onstage, so we’re inclined to disbelieve this dubious looking piece of “official” Oscar documentation.
Lily Allen Dresses Up For G-A-Y…
Was Lily Allen trying to out-dress Lady GaGa when she performed at G-A-Y last night? The singer played at the nightspot wearing a suitably camp ensemble which consisted of a frilly top, lacy knickers and matching blue stockings, coupled with a pair of towering beige platform heels. Nice.
Instead of changing out of her costume following her set, Lily decided to continue her evening dressed in the risqué outfit with a trip to Bungalow 8 alongside her brother Alfie, his girlfriend Jaime Winstone and Miquita Oliver. We can only imagine how cold she was…
Chris Brown Moments After Reported Attack
When Chris Brown And Rihanna left Clive Davis’ Pre-Grammy in a Lamborghini on Sunday night, the couple seemed to be in very high spirits. But only half an hour after leaving the bash Chris was arrested by police who were investigating assault claims on a unidentified woman in a car park. Then later that day Rihanna cancelled her performance at the Grammys.
However just a few moments after the alleged incident was reported to police, we managed to spot a guilty Chris emerging from his car to speak to a burly member of security who’d walked up to the vehicle to talk to the R&B singer.
Celebrities Get Made Under…
You may have already seen the BBC3 TV show ‘Snog, Marry, Avoid?’ and if you’re anything like us you probably thought it was a load of old tosh. In fact our exact words were ‘who watches this tripe?!’
Well that was until we heard they were adding some z-list celebrities to the mix. The Cheeky Girls, Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace and Jodie Marsh have all agreed to be made under by the POD (Personal Overhaul Device) and the results are quite interesting.
So who wants to see Celebrity Big Brother winner Chantelle Houghton minus her slap? Oh you do, do you…
Amy Visits An Archaeological Site…
This time last year, if you told us we’d be showing you pictures of Amy Winehouse looking happy and healthy during a visit to an archaeological site we’d have laughed in your face. But low and behold that was precisely what she was doing when we caught up with her in St Lucia the other day.
Joined by pal Blake Wood and several other friends, Winehouse took a trip to the site where they found bones that dated back 1000 years BC.
Meanwhile in other Wino news MTV are currently in talks with the troubled singer as they want her to perform on their new show “MTV’s World Stage,” which will feature live performances from around the world every Friday night.
Although her slot is yet to be confirmed rumour has it she’ll be following in the footsteps of the Pussycat Dolls, Coldplay and Katy Perry, who all signed up to perform.